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dragondicks:

cupsnake:

Pepper and friends explore where no chickens have gone before as far as she knows in her nugget box space ship. Tiny pretend space explorers!

these chicken nuggets are fucking raw get me the manager

barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

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what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:
"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

barrakuduh:

skiadrum96:

smile-love-shine:

clumsyglottologist:

clumsyglottologist:

*frantically slams button*

93,890 notes

that’s like 93,889 too many

what is wrong with you people

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS POST THANKS.

imagine crime:

"GET DOWN HE’S GOT A ROOTY-TOOTY-POINT-N-SHOOTY"

I see absolutely no downside to this.

atraversso:

Beautiful flowers by Mary Parker

  #photo    #flowers  

teaseon:

ultrafacts:

Want more facts? Visit the Ultrafacts blog!

The national geographic one gets me all the time.

bardy-has-wanderlust:

ladyfabulous:

thusspakekate:

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

this is an amazing movie and we all know it.

Anyone who says this isn’t an excellent movie will have to fight me.

I love this movie more each time I see it. This scene, in particular, rocks my socks.

couple-of-the-year:

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kain@ケインコスギ: This is amazing. The person sitting next to me on the train is a shota. He’s cute. Huffs… cute… When I shifted my seat so it’ll be easier to sit, he was like “T-Thank you!” and was a bit fidgety… My lifespan grew.

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雨かえる@amekaeru09: @kain2525 Is the thing that grew really your lifespan? Ghehehehehehehehehe

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kain@ケインコスギ: That’s true.

  #lololol    #you guys....    #xD  

dammitmishaa:

So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”

If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does. 

therobotmonster:

fuckyeahradiodeadair:

i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…

Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.

That’s a child. A living being that you made.

That shit goes on etsy.

pixelatedprogram:

collegehumor:

Click to see 5 more: The 9 New Levels of Hell

I WASN’T GOING TO REBLOG BUT THEN LEVEL 8 WAS THE BEST THING AND READ IT NOW

pixelatedprogram:

collegehumor:

Click to see 5 more: The 9 New Levels of Hell

I WASN’T GOING TO REBLOG BUT THEN LEVEL 8 WAS THE BEST THING AND READ IT NOW

homohustle:

jotarokujo:

what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this

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This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard

bakadille:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

an artist is stranded on a desert island alone and decides to pass the time by drawing. less than a minute after they take out a sketchbook, one lone person washes up on the island and desperately says “oh my god you can draw can you draw me”

The artist now has food

anathemarmotqueen:

fishnetandfundip:

harlequinnade:

bigbrother-97:

harlequinnade:

bigbrother-97:

Perfect.

It’s about fucking mutants stop trying to making this meaningful.

Media—comics, film, literature, video games—exist for us to find our own meaning and value in it. Especially mutants, which are a super powerful and accessible metaphor for nearly anyone who has ever felt maligned for reasons beyond their control. Shut up. 

I’m sorry who are you?

I’m the person who found this scene meaningful, made this gifset and now has to see annoying reblog comments like yours pop up on my dashboard. 

Are you fucking kidding me. The X-men comics were literally a metaphor for racism and xenophobia. This is meaningful because it is meant to be meaningful.

Fucking start shit with me if you got a problem with Nightcrawler or Storm.

Racism xenophobia aaand homophobia + transphobia

x-men rules

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot